I’d like to reintroduce the world to my scooter. Beware world: if you see me coming, I’m unlicensed and uninsured also my right-turn signal doesn’t work. Don’t assume I’ll see you and get out of the way, chances are I’m taking a picture of myself with my phone. It’s an iPhone with the data package (no big deal).

I’ve been wondering a lot of things, and with summer time here, maybe I can get some answers! So in honor of Whitney Houston, “How will I know…”

• Should I change my facebook profile picture?
• If I felt my egg was too undercooked this morning, and gave it to my dog is that messed up or nice?
• Does my summertime playlist have room for one more Dave Matthews live with Tim Reynolds album?
• I think I have an ingrown hair in my armpit
• My volleyball team is 2-1, can we finish the season above .500?
• Does running my firepit 3 nights a week increase my carbon footprint?
• Should I have this mole checked out?
• What’s the best Nicholas Sparks movie?
• How many extra shifts would I have to pick up to afford a giant trampoline for my basement?

I played in a golf-fundraiser this weekend (I’m very charitable*) and won a golf shirt in a raffle drawing. I was happy and of course, deeply honored that they chose my raffle ticket out of the dozens that were in the hat. Part of me is a little bothered that with my bad raffle luck, I may have burned my only time winning a raffle prize on a Jagermeister Polo. We’ll see.

*my brother paid my greens fees, not sure I can claim this one. I didn’t donate an extra dollar to cystic fibrosis at Kohl’s the other day and have felt pretty guilty about that.

ps: Can you help?

Our summer volleyball team is 2-1. These Ws can come at a price, let it be known that we will play on, we will fight through, we will win, possibly. Happy footie-Friday.

Summer is coming! I can’t wait to for our vacation to Pittsburgh.